skippercifer:

I’m honestly such a sucker for fan-made movie posters. 

itsthelesbiana:

Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.

Anonymous asked: Kink/fetish: Licking food (chocolate sauce) off of someone during sex.

((Honestly don’t know why I reblogged that I’ve never had sex. But oh well.))

fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now

((It also depends on how recently my partner showered, too. Like, if it’s been a week, then no. But if they showered like a little while ago, then sure. Then we can shower together to get anything else off too. Idk how that sex relationship stuff works?))

halaalpussy:

wifigirl2080:

frankcoffee:

tumblr’s favourites as some of dc’s finest. 

wonder woman (diana prince) → gina torres 
powergirl (karen starr) 
→ nicki minaj
zatanna (zatanna zatara) 
→ lucy liu 
black canary (dinah lance) 
→ beyoncé
big barda (barda free) 
→ laverne cox

someone said gina torres for diana and i stood up and shrieked and needed to immediately do a revised dreamcast. it was just Too Good. how did it not occur to me sooner???

eta: i know it’s like way late, but for people asking about laverne, i’m kinda feeling this casting?? yye

Is this not completely perfect???

Beyonce as black canary would be the death of me

thetalkingpoltergeist:

haunt-my-miles:

parkingstrange:

call me a conspiracy theorist here, but I think one of those is not a cat

Shhh. It believes so it is.

In a different universe, these are the normal cats, and ones on all fours are not.

(Source: unamusedsloth)

GUYS SEND ME ANY KINK/FETISH/TURN-ON AND I’LL RATE IT

wolftwine:

Scale: 

fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now

thesaintsmcmanus:

If a guy calls you hot,
he’s complimenting your body.

If a guy calls you cute,
he’s complimenting your face.

But if a guy calls you shrexy,
he’s complimenting each and every one of your layers.

omfg storm stfu

蓮  \\  R  E  N

(Source: offdensen)

tiredestprincess:

"why do you want to take a picture of that store" - my mom

dxisybuchanan:

just a reminder that some of the most positive people are the ones that have faced true negativity.

and a few more:

(none of the pictures or gifs are mine)

mac-and-chase:

I’m sorry for how late this one is, but PLEASE watch it.

(Also ignore my terrible laugh)


ARTIST: C418
SONG: Mice on Venus
ALBUM: Minecraft - Volume Alpha

justinrashall:

If you’ve ever played Minecraft, there is a good chance this is your favorite track.

I love how the first half of the song is a nice piano melody and then the last half turns into this strange, twisted, “wintery” sound.

GUYS SEND ME ANY KINK/FETISH/TURN-ON AND I’LL RATE IT

wolftwine:

Scale: 

fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now